My friend contacted me late last night to invite me aboard his Pirate ship in March 2010 where we plan to sail down the River Avon and make various townspeople walk the plank. He's changed his name from Dave to Captain Gaybeard for the duration of the journey. I also have to change my name too, but I haven't thought of one yet. Why are we planning on looting and plundering the English countryside? Well because Dave...sorry, Captain Gaybeard, turns 30 next year. So to mark this hallowed event/advanced mid life crisis, Captain Gaybeard wants to comandeer a ship and pretend to be a Pirate and scare random people along the river.
Pretty cool eh?
And it's also reminded me that I turn 30 before he does and there is no way I'm going to be able to top the Pirate ship idea! I mean we're going to be Pirates! How awesome is that?!
So now I'm going to have to put my thinking cap on and come up with a suitable event to mark my 30th year on this planet. And I'm thinking.....
Saturday, 10 October 2009
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Favourite Films
- About Schmidt - "Jeanie might be a little past her prime, but I still think she could have done a lot better!"
- Frost/Nixon - "I'm saying if the President does it, that makes it legal!"
- Ghostbusters - "You don't generally see that kind of behaviour in a house hold appliance."
- Aliens - "Game over man!"
- Terminator 2 Judgement Day - "Why do you cry?"
- Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Khan - "Aren't you dead?"
- Run Lola Run - "I fucked up Lola!"
- Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix - "I must just have missed it, but by a happy coincidence I arrived at the ministry an hour early"
- Goldeneye - "How original!"
- The Fifth Element - "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
- The Royal Tenenbaums - "Eli just ran his car into our house."
- Kill Bill - "Blonde bitch!"
- Kung Fu Hustle - "Hey fatso. How about you?"
- The Incredibles - "We look like criminals Bob! Inept criminals!"
- Spiderman - "I hunch."
- Dirty Harry - "I see a guy chasing a woman screaming, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
- Gran Torino - "Get off my lawn!"
- The Bourne Identity - "How can I know all of that and not know who I am?"
- Dodgeball - "If you can dodge traffic you can dodge balls!"
- The Jungle Book - "Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him!"
- Role Models - "Kiss are great! All their songs are about fucking!"
- Up - "So long suckers!"
- All About Eve - "Eve, Eve, Eve!"
- The Usual Suspects - "Have you ever tried to shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
- Star Trek - "Space, the final frontier..."
- American Beauty - "I think your parents haven't had sex in a long time!"
- Coraline - "It's Coraline, not Caroline!"
- Gladiator - "Strength and Honour"
Reading, writing
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