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Sunday, 11 October 2009

Fat Bastard + 1

Sometimes there's nothing like a good Sunday roast. Chicken, potatoes, carrots, brocoli, yorkshire pudding and champagne! That's exactly what I cooked and poured today when I woke up. I am truly a fat bastard. But I was not alone! My anatomically pleasing girlfriend was around so I also stuffed her full of food to the point where she actually passed out from food exhaustion. I was so proud. I should feel guilty considering the starving people in Africa and so on, but damn did that chicken taste good!

................burp!
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  1. AA12 October 2009 at 11:37

    LoL @ anatmonically pleasing girlfriend. Erm, not loling at her, but at this description.
    Does she read your blog I wonder?

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Favourite Films

  • About Schmidt - "Jeanie might be a little past her prime, but I still think she could have done a lot better!"
  • Frost/Nixon - "I'm saying if the President does it, that makes it legal!"
  • Ghostbusters - "You don't generally see that kind of behaviour in a house hold appliance."
  • Aliens - "Game over man!"
  • Terminator 2 Judgement Day - "Why do you cry?"
  • Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Khan - "Aren't you dead?"
  • Run Lola Run - "I fucked up Lola!"
  • Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix - "I must just have missed it, but by a happy coincidence I arrived at the ministry an hour early"
  • Goldeneye - "How original!"
  • The Fifth Element - "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
  • The Royal Tenenbaums - "Eli just ran his car into our house."
  • Kill Bill - "Blonde bitch!"
  • Kung Fu Hustle - "Hey fatso. How about you?"
  • The Incredibles - "We look like criminals Bob! Inept criminals!"
  • Spiderman - "I hunch."
  • Dirty Harry - "I see a guy chasing a woman screaming, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
  • Gran Torino - "Get off my lawn!"
  • The Bourne Identity - "How can I know all of that and not know who I am?"
  • Dodgeball - "If you can dodge traffic you can dodge balls!"
  • The Jungle Book - "Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him!"
  • Role Models - "Kiss are great! All their songs are about fucking!"
  • Up - "So long suckers!"
  • All About Eve - "Eve, Eve, Eve!"
  • The Usual Suspects - "Have you ever tried to shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
  • Star Trek - "Space, the final frontier..."
  • American Beauty - "I think your parents haven't had sex in a long time!"
  • Coraline - "It's Coraline, not Caroline!"
  • Gladiator - "Strength and Honour"

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