Prepare for Strangeness

The present is called the present because it's a gift apparently. That's Kung Fu Panda wisdom right there. And all in all, it's not too far from the truth. I don't have too much to complain about asides from the usual everyday issues most people have. Gripes about my job, my living situation, my lack of riches, not having a chiseled body, my desire to work harder and my ability to be lazy always in competition with one another....etc etc. I'm just a regular joe. Albeit a regular joe who's been in some pretty strange situations.