Do Men Have Periods?

Apparently we do according to my girlfriend and numerous blogs I've read. There's even a rumour going around that we can lactate as well, but I'm not willing to consider what they mean when putting on a clean shirt to go to work.

Well anyway, asides from all the comments I've read about this, I am told that I can act like a complete drama queening bastard a minimun of once a month. 'A minimum of once a month?' I asked my girlfriend? 'Well actually more like once a week' she laughed in response.

The odd thing is, I do turn into a moody bastard for a week once a month. But it's usually when I've been denied access to food or when I've looked at my latest paycheck and wept at the pitiful amount of money I'm being paid, or when I'm told that there will be no snow at Christmas etc etc.

My conclusions from the five minutes I've spent thinking about this is that we all have periods every day, male and female. And sometimes there are worse periods then others. So basically the next time I see someone about to yell at me for no reason, I intend to comfort myself by the thought that they're probably on their period and I should be more understanding.

I have to go now. I've just heard that the cinema is flooding again. I feel my period coming on......