One of those days where things are going bad,
One of those days where you think you're going mad,
Just one of those days were you wish the world wasn't so retarded,
And it just makes you so downhearted!
Just one of those days.......
Monday, 28 September 2009
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Do Men Have Periods?
Apparently we do according to my girlfriend and numerous blogs I've read. There's even a rumour going around that we can lactate as well, but I'm not willing to consider what they mean when putting on a clean shirt to go to work.
Well anyway, asides from all the comments I've read about this, I am told that I can act like a complete drama queening bastard a minimun of once a month. 'A minimum of once a month?' I asked my girlfriend? 'Well actually more like once a week' she laughed in response.
The odd thing is, I do turn into a moody bastard for a week once a month. But it's usually when I've been denied access to food or when I've looked at my latest paycheck and wept at the pitiful amount of money I'm being paid, or when I'm told that there will be no snow at Christmas etc etc.
My conclusions from the five minutes I've spent thinking about this is that we all have periods every day, male and female. And sometimes there are worse periods then others. So basically the next time I see someone about to yell at me for no reason, I intend to comfort myself by the thought that they're probably on their period and I should be more understanding.
I have to go now. I've just heard that the cinema is flooding again. I feel my period coming on......
Well anyway, asides from all the comments I've read about this, I am told that I can act like a complete drama queening bastard a minimun of once a month. 'A minimum of once a month?' I asked my girlfriend? 'Well actually more like once a week' she laughed in response.
The odd thing is, I do turn into a moody bastard for a week once a month. But it's usually when I've been denied access to food or when I've looked at my latest paycheck and wept at the pitiful amount of money I'm being paid, or when I'm told that there will be no snow at Christmas etc etc.
My conclusions from the five minutes I've spent thinking about this is that we all have periods every day, male and female. And sometimes there are worse periods then others. So basically the next time I see someone about to yell at me for no reason, I intend to comfort myself by the thought that they're probably on their period and I should be more understanding.
I have to go now. I've just heard that the cinema is flooding again. I feel my period coming on......
Prepare for Strangeness
The present is called the present because it's a gift apparently. That's Kung Fu Panda wisdom right there. And all in all, it's not too far from the truth. I don't have too much to complain about asides from the usual everyday issues most people have. Gripes about my job, my living situation, my lack of riches, not having a chiseled body, my desire to work harder and my ability to be lazy always in competition with one another....etc etc. I'm just a regular joe. Albeit a regular joe who's been in some pretty strange situations.
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